Like all aspiring artists who are yet to be propelled into the fame stratosphere, I have a day job. And no, I don't work in a donut shop (they won't employ me, for fear I'll eat their profits). No, I spend my days helping old people cross roads, and rescuing kittens from trees.
So email me. I'd love to hear from you, especially if you're emailing to tell me how awesome I am.